would you like to super size that?

"anne": "i want to invite you and your family to come to my cabin for a weekend with me and my mom."

me: "your mom is crazy.  and dana has to work, and getting out the door with the kids for a weekend by myself is kind of a nightmare... "

"anne":  "i understand.  i mean not about the kids, but i do know what's it's like to take three retards to mcdonald's."