it's like a fairy tale...

"anne" is on a little holiday vacation with her boyfriend, tb.  they have road tripped to graceland, seen old friends, and visited tb's family.  they have shared some intimate ho-mantic fairy tale moments which i will chronicle here for posterity's sake...

"anne": "i love your waist."

tb: "i love your waste too.  and by "waste" i mean excrement."

"anne" (tearing up): "oooh, this is everything i've ever dreamed of."

tb: "well, that makes one of us."

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"anne" : "i'm very particular about my writing implements, tuberculosis."

tb: "well, implement this in your butt hole."