"anne": "what are you doing?"
me: "playing scrabble online, i have 'penis' i just need to find an 's' to latch it on to"
long-ish pause...
me: "goddamnit! i can't find anywhere to put it! i have penis and i don't have anywhere to put it!"
"anne": "YOU GOTTA! YOU GOTTA USE IT!"
me: "are you hearing our conversation right now? we're yelling at each other about me not having anywhere to put 'penis'. i gotta go write about this on our blog..."
6 comments:
They don't even have online scrabble.
WRONG! check your facebook bitch!
Don't worry R, I have been married for 13 years and sometimes my husband doesn't know where to put the penis.
but i'm a lesbian!! my husband always knows where to put the penis... in the drawer.
Don’t stereotype yourself. Sometimes my penis goes in the drawer too...
i know, that's why it's so funny! a wife is a wife is a wife... ;-)
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